Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Why I Hate Your Diet (and other uplifting thoughts)

BK Secret #1: If you order a large triple whopper w/ cheese meal with diet coke, you're kidding yourself.

Anorexic Confession #1: I automatically hate and idolize anyone skinnier than me.

Anorexic Confession #2: Though admittedly hypocritical, I will resent anyone who tries to lose weight.

Anorexic Confession #3: I'll never fit into human-sized jeans. (aka "regular" or "tall" jeans)So while I truly love wearing jeans, I look like a hippo in them.

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