Something new

So. Welcome to a blog of aimless ramblings, humorous stories, and a whole bunch of other strange attractions.

Exhibit #1: the Incredible Shrinking Woman

That's me. Not that I'm really incredible, but I try. As for the shrinking, I'm an off and on anorexic (aka, I occasionally make half-hearted attempts at recovery, but they become more like bingefests, so I get mortified and return to the semi-sanity of restriction within a week or so.) So I guess I'm not always shrinking, but again, I try. And please don't try to discourage me. I won't "get better" until I actually want to.

Another tidbit of important information: I work at a ghetto little Burger King in a little suburban city, in a really boring state. I am a reluctant drive thru cashier, and slave to a variety of managers with questionable motives. Being a vegan, serving burgers isn't my specialty, but I do have some interesting adventures doing so. Many of which you will get to hear about.

Other than skipping meals and making fun of customers, my hobbies include talking in a British accent and wearing toe socks.